School Lunches

I never eat school lunches. They always smell good, and by 12:30 the wafts comming from the lunchroom are enough to make me want to eat anything, but it's never a good idea. They can turn the most yummy, normal food into something icky and just unappetizing. For instance, Thanksgiving dinner is frequently served in the form of "Turkey Tidbits," "just add water" mashed potatoes and gravy, and an ice cream scoop full of stuffing that looks like it came from an ice cream pail rather than inside a big juicy bird. Anyone hungry yet? So I bring my own lunch. My apple, orange, crackers and sunflower seeds are enough to substitute a fake Thanksgiving. Even vegetarian food is better than that stuff. Yuck.